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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:39

They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
—
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!